Awkward

Ask me anything   Sydney. WA State Resident. I'm Both Hella Rad and Hella Sad At the Same Time, and I'm Still Trying to Figure Out How That Could Be. This is Pretty Much Just a Collection of Stuff That Can Keep My Attention for More Than Five Seconds.

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

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— 8 hours ago with 153232 notes

ruinedchildhood:

I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke…. 

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via perksofbeingfunny)

— 8 hours ago with 95963 notes

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

(via kingudamu)

— 8 hours ago with 130168 notes

jmoriartycriminalconsultant:

lordleto:

crazedoriginality:

zigzag0on:

fagmander:

nintendoggystyle:

is there holy bible fanfiction

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jesus fucking christ

looks more like jesus fucking noah

i’m going to hell for laughing

AS A CHRISTIAN I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

(via relahvant)

— 8 hours ago with 257470 notes

relahvant:

fantasticsteve:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

i spit out my water that was brilliant

(Source: sandpit-life)

— 8 hours ago with 505880 notes

walterswhitetulip:

just because im not talking about star trek doesnt mean im not thinking about it

(via leonardbonesy)

— 8 hours ago with 8027 notes

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via relahvant)

— 9 hours ago with 407995 notes

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 9 hours ago with 702415 notes

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

(via blueasdjkl)

— 9 hours ago with 40058 notes